The Greatest Answering Machine Messages of All Time
John Carfi, a hardworking, funny comedian is not new to writing for answering machines. In fact, before John became funny his claim to fame was that he wrote the original message, "Hi, no one is available to answer your call right now. Please leave a message and we'll call you back."
After honing his answering machine message writing skills, John eventually elaborated on his message to include: "Please leave your number."
Unfortunately, John recieves no royalties for the hundreds of thousands of answering machines using his message, so he decided to write some new ones and make some money.
The good thing is these are funny.
This book contains
more than 200 hysterical answering machine messages. Make your answering machine or voice
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